COME ON IN, THE WATERS WARM

theshitneyspears:
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

simplateau:
angelicavpd:
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*
me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?
yet somehow also me:
Fuck You

pukicho:

Coyote time

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:
On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

cyberkillerxx:

youareanexperience:
lickkaballs:
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
@demeters-daughter
“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

ommanyte:

reykat:

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Ya8xV6

(Source: Porterr-Robinson)

toboldlylesbian:

is he gonna check???

(Source: dankmemeuniversity)

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:
local worm loves heating vent
to those commenting on her bones (or lack-thereof): that’s just how a lady sits

vivianecarstairs:

wtfduolingo:
This is a hostage situation
[image transcription: Duolingo offers to repair a lost 201 day streak for €14,99]
guys, history repeats itself. This is all too familiar: the commercialization and abuse of indulgences by the Catholic church in the late medieval period. You did something wrong? No problem, just make this donation and all will be set right for you. Pay your way to a blank slate. Not only are you being leeched of your money by people without honour or integrity, but also of your own honour and integrity

dankmemeuniversity:

(Source: catchymemes)

Camera iPhone 4
ISO 80	Aperture f/2.8
Exposure 1/186th	Focal Length 3mm